Why parking your vehicle out in the open in the country is a BAD idea.

Happy Wednesday everybody! Hope everyone is well as we slide toward another weekend…it’s all downhill from here, I’m telling you!

I spent the better part of yesterday trying to call someone at Channel 4 in OKC and/or DISH Satellite to see if I could contribute anything to the negotiations and get KFOR back on air. Many phone calls were made, things were said, feelings were hurt…can’t we all just get along?

The end result is that DISH is now blocking my calls and KFOR got some judge over in Grant County to issue a no-contact order against me.

I’m guessing I won’t be watching “America’s Got Talent” tonight! Rat bastards. Eh well.

I just realized this morning that I failed to mention to you loyal readers (all two of you) that Gigi isn’t actually here at The Compound. Her car is…Cousin Fred drove it from California last week.

He said that Gigi threw him the keys and told him she’ll catch up to him later this week. I’m sure she’s been busy this week what with The Trump raising even more hate and discontent.

By the way, in case you missed the DC primary results (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz) last night, The Queen of the Unindicted won. The Republicans had their DC primary back in March, I think. That meant that The Trump was ensconced in his private skyscraper in Manhattan tweeting out hateful messages about Her Highness.

Personally, I hope Gigi gets here soon to retrieve her Lexus with its New York plates. Frankly, it’s raising the profile of The Compound a bit much. The Sheriff’s Office might get the idea that Cousin Fred kidnapped some wealthy person or something. Think I’ll have him move it into one of the storage buildings here…just get it out of sight.
 
Besides with that car just sitting out there next to Hellkat One’s trailer there’s no telling what manner of wild critter (kittens for example) might climb up into the engine compartment.

Just this morning I was reading a report online about a woman in Arkansas who was driving along an interstate, minding her own business when a four-foot snake dropped onto her legs from beneath the dash.

Could you imagine? I can’t. Hell, I’d likely have had a heart attack right then.

This woman is braver than me though…she managed to get the vehicle to the side of the road and call 911. The snake in the meantime moved to the back seat making it easier for animal control to catch it.

The animal control dude identified it as a rat snake, rarely dangerous to anything other than a rat. But, still…

I suspect if that had been me, I’d have gotten the car to the side of the road after which I would have jumped out, set the vehicle on fire, and walked away.

Yeeesh!

Let’s be careful out there!

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