 Happy Hump Day everybody (very fitting term with regard to today’s post, read on you’ll see)! I got up this morning to find that it was still raining here at The Compound and had been throughout most of the night. What’s the big deal about that those of you who don’t live in the great state of Oklahoma may be asking? Well, let’s start with precipitation in any form or volume is great thing around here. Plus, when Sassy Cassie, the Channel 9 weather person, tells you that there is almost no chance of rain overnight and it pours it kind of makes me want to do my now-infamous naked rain dance outside. By the way, Channel 9 could you please revoke Tornado Payne-in-the-Ass’ vacation and get him back to work? Plus this little bit of rain we’re having as I type this will likely be the last we’ll see for the next several days as all the newshounds in the area (including “The Horn” at the sometimes daily local newspaper that doesn’t allow me to mention their name) are wringing their hands in anticipation over the coming HEAT DOME OF DEATH. Seriously, the weather people seem almost giddy about it. And, then, they’re also calling for a long, wet, and cold winter around these here parts. The last couple of winters have been very mild and we have the bugs and snakes and other stuff that warm winters produce here at The Compound to prove it. But, enough about the weather. On to bigger things. Yesterday, I devoted this entire blog to a careful analysis and recap of The Trump’s Tour-de-Trump 2018 wherein he visited our now former allies at NATO, blocked the Queen of England with his largish self, played golf and gave a what-me-worry interview to CBS News in Scotland, and then ended it all with vis-à-vis tiptoe détente confab with our now new ally Vlad the Poot. What a week so far, am I right? Oh, it’s getting better. No, seriously… So yesterday we were regaled with The Trump’s explanation that he “misspoke” during his presser with Vlad the Poot. He says he swapped out the correct word for the wrong word and changed the context of what he was trying to say…or something to that effect. Huh? Yeah, and then he stated firmly that he respects and occasionally will listen to his (the U.S.) intelligence community. But, he didn’t stop there. Oh no. He just kept blabbering at the mouth when suddenly the lights went out. The only adult supervision in the West Wing, Chief of Staff John Kelly got up from his seat at the table and turned the lights off to signal The Trump to shut the hell up. Surprisingly, it worked. If Kelly is going to keep doing stuff like that he’ll have to keep upping his game, we here at CCB predict that by the fall he’ll be tying a ball-gag in The Trump’s mouth to get him to stop that nonsensical rambling that he does and that often leads him into trouble. The best news of fallout from Tour-de-Trump 2018 is something you probably didn’t hear about, but we feel is worth mentioning. So, it turns out that some dude in NYC covered the famous Wall Street charging bull statue in 130 multi-colored suction-cup dildos…yes, that’s dildo with a “d”. But, it didn’t stop there…oh no…he then climbed shirtless and wearing a Vlad the Poot mask atop the bull to pose for photos. According to the “artist’s” interpretation, it was meant to represent the control Russia is now exerting over things in the United States. Wonder if he got NEA funding for the project…nah…turns out the 130 dildos were donated by an adult toy manufacturer. Probably throwaways that didn’t meet strict industry standards for rigidity or durability or color. We here at CCB were going to publish today’s post with the photo but can’t afford more time in FB jail…CCB just recently had to fill out a form for Facebook affirming that Mr. Robin is a U.S. citizen because CCB’s content is considered political. Really? F@#kers! If you’re interested in seeing the photo here’s the link on the Huffington Post site. You know you want to see. The police cited the artist but were reportedly laughing their ass off as they did. I love America! That is all! Comments are closed.
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