 Happy Wednesday to you loyal CCB groupies, though frankly there’s not much to be especially happy about today. Why, you ask? Well, Mr. Robin is about to go on a rant, but it ends well (maybe).
As I’m sure all of you have heard by now, Rex Tillerson (hereafter, T-Rex) was summarily dumped as Secretary of State by The Trump yesterday (dumped by The Trump – haha – could be a song lyric). Why should I care, you ask? Allow me to explain that and why you should actually be outraged. First of all, a defensible statement, The Trump is a classless idiot who can’t see past his next cheeseburger or porn star. There, I’m feeling much better now. So he fires T-Rex via Twitter and THEN three hours later calls him to fire him in person (sort of). Jack ass. If you’re going to fire someone at least have the courage to face them (just my personal advice) before you float it on Twitter. T-Rex’s offense? Well, there have been several. T-Rex had a history of publicly running counter to whatever The Trump perceived as foreign policy. T-Rex sided with Great Britain that Russia (and, by extension, Putin) had poisoned former Russian spy Sergei Skripal and his daughter (along with possibly one other former spy) on UK soil. T-Rex was the epitome of a Secretary of State. The guy had class and dignity. That was painfully obvious in observing him in the day to day machinations of his office. The Trump, on the other hand, not so much. But T-Rex brought even more to his post, he was a smart guy who looked at things through a measured, reasonable and cerebral approach. With The Trump, on the other hand, it’s more about mental masturbation. So now, The Trump is bringing his uber-ass-kisser, Mike Pompeo (hereafter, Pomp & Circumcise, P&C to his friends), in from the dark at CIA and making him Secretary of State. As The Trump himself, put it, he and P&C have “a similar mindset.” Guess that means P&C is an idiot too? Jack ass. Well, CIA will be in better shape. P&C was a political appointee at CIA. That (in our humble opinion) is nearly always a mistake. If you’re coming from the outside, you lack experience not only as an operator, but you also lack background in the culture of that damned place. Gina Haspel has been tagged to replace P&C, who may be a bit controversial, but there’s no denying she is and has been an operator. Who’s next you ask? Well, it appears that the Veterans Affairs Secretary David Shulkin (hereafter, Skulkin’) is out the door and will be replaced by another ass-kisser, Rick Perry (aka, screw-you-I’m-from-Texas-Rick). Back to P&C, what do you think that meeting with Kim Jong Uno will be like now? Probably, at The Trump’s urging, P&C will light a string of firecrackers under Kim’s chair, in The Trump’s version of keeping him on the hot seat. By the way, what happened to “draining the swamp”…hmmm? The Federal government is quickly turning into a television reality show where we tune in daily to see The Trump’s narcissistic mood swings one direction or another. DO SOMETHING SUBSTANTIVE, will you? F*ck oh dear, me thinks the ship of state is aimlessly adrift without the advantage of power or sail. We’re doomed. But, hey, speaking of reality shows…as you may recall, the hairdressing hydrologist Gigi was the one who came up with the idea for a hook for our ghost hunting show (still unnamed, these things take time!) using The Trump’s dumps. I have to admit, I’m really beginning to like it. At the rate we’re going, we’ll have an army of ghost hunters before summer. Cousin Fred is currently trying to find a number for T-Rex to see if he is interested. After the 31st of this month, he’s out of work. Says he plans to head back to his ranch in Baja Oklahoma (aka, Texas). Why not, detour slightly and come up here for a week or so of chasing ghosts and becoming a television star? We figure if we can get T-Rex onboard, the others: Omarosa (she just got dumped from Big Brother), Spicey (he’s been doing The Trump’s hair), Rinse-Twice (unemployed), Skulkin (soon to be unemployed), and Scaramucci (he has a BIG mouth) will join also. It’s gonna be great, you’ll see. That is all! Comments are closed.
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