The Oklahoma legislative session is in full swing and Mr. Robin is swinging for the fences!

Happy Friday everybody. We’re back! The Compound is back on the grid as of yesterday afternoon. Interesting how the lack of power for five days seemed to increase my paranoia. If you drove past here at night you would have noticed me walking the perimeter fences with a light on my head and a heavy weapon in my hands. Good thing you didn’t slow down.

What else was I supposed to do? Couldn’t watch Barney Miller reruns…might as well walk the perimeter, right?

The time off the grid helped Cousin Fred and his band of merry Pathetic Jack Rabbiters to get ahead on constructing the Cabinet Saloon reproduction. Of course, it meant hijacking the Compound Generator to run their power tools, but they’ve made real progress out there.

In case you missed it in the previous post, it was a while ago after all (Hey! We’ve been iced in here, no power, no water, no kidding!) Cousin Fred decided to replicate the infamous Cabinet Saloon (people are dying to get a drink there). There will be a bar downstairs and his living quarters upstairs. It was the best way following the torching of Hellkat One’s trailer on Compound grounds by The Trump’s hairdressing hydrologist, Gigi (me thinks you people have some reading of back posts to do).

Pickups from County District 3 keep driving by slowly. I noticed yesterday that they’re taking photos with each pass. No doubt said county employee is delivering the photos to the Dist. 3 Commissioner. Fortunately for Cousin Fred there is no building code enforcement in the county, so no building inspections to impede the progress of construction.

It’s a good thing that they’re making progress…The Wife returned from her latest fabulous vacation last night. She pulled up in front of the house, got out to watch the boys working away under the glare of work lights, grunted, gripped her Pall-Mall filterless cig between her lips and came inside to curl up with a fifth of Old Crow…leaving me to fetch her bag.

Most importantly for today is the political spotlight. No, not that political spotlight…I’m speaking of my favorite political spotlight…the state’s largest welfare society. Still not sure of what I speak? The morons in the Oklahoma State Legislature. We’re off and running in yet another legislative session where the buffoons do their best to write moronic legislation so the folks back home know they sent the right moron to do their bidding.

And, what is the moronic state legislature up to now? Well…there’s a bill moving through the House that would change language in the State Constitution to allow Oklahoma to secede from the United States. Isn’t that great?

I certainly hope those dumbasses get whatever the hell it is they have to do done so I can buy wine and high-point beer in grocery stores…I’m gonna need it!

This state can barely manage its own affairs and you want to secede from the federal government? DO YOU IDIOTS REALIZE HOW MUCH MONEY THE STATE RECEIVES FROM WASHINGTON?

Oklahoma ranks 7th among the states and territories in taking federal money. SEVENTH! And, you’re going to sever that cash cow?

So the moron who came up with this brainstorm is a guy named Joseph Silk…sounds like the name of a cheap hood from Queens…knowhutimean?

Joey Pajamas (his cheap hood name) was quoted as saying (hopefully you’re sitting down – I swear this is an actual quote), “I don’t think Oklahoma needs to secede. I don’t think anyone needs to secede right now. However…you know…30-40 years from now…whenever…you know…my kids are having families what if the United States comes and turns into a…you know…communist country?”

He even talks like a cheap hood from Queens. And, Joey PJs (to his friends), we also hope your children have families and pass along those great Pajamas genes.

A goodly number of his other welfare society colleagues think his bill is a waste of legislature time. NO SH*T!

Judas priest. Oh, and then we find out that the state has dropped an additional $25,000 in payouts for state Sen. Dan “Danny the Vacuum” Kirby for still another sexual harassment settlement. This after the state legislature paid out $44,000 to the first woman who accused him. Now a second woman is accusing him of sexual harassment and the state is going to pay her off. Tsk tsk tsk.

Small wonder the state can’t find money to pay teachers a living wage. They’re throwing cash to clean up the mess of state senate antics.

Say, this could become a growth industry in Oklahoma. Everyone, get your women-folk outta bed and headed to OKC to accuse Danny the Vacuum of sexual harassment. Course, it might not work now that El Moron Supremo (Hickman) has left the building. He was the one who figured out a way to tie paying off accusers to taxpayer savings (seriously). Huh?

Okay, it’s not about the money. GET RID OF THE MORON CAUSING THE PAYMENTS TO BE MADE! I don’t know, maybe he turns up swimming with the turds in the Oklahoma River…just saying. Buy him a one-way bus ticket back whence he came.

IT’S A WELFARE SOCIETY I’M TELLING YOU!

More to follow, I’m sure.

That is all!

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