 Happy Thursday people! We're now a couple of days past the mid-term elections and the bodies from Fearless Leader's inner circle are beginning to hit the floor. We here at CCB, who spend far too much time watching news feeds, came across something yesterday that really jumped out at us. We earlier reported (July 2018) that there was a contentious Congressional race in Virginia wherein the Dem challenger asserted that her GOP opponent was a fan of Bigfoot porn. Yes, you read that correctly. Well, guess what? Mr. Bigfoot Porn (his name is Riggleman) was re-elected. And, why not? America has become a very weird place anyway so it fits in a cosmic sort of way. Enjoy!
Welcome to Tuesday everybody. Hope it’s a good one for you. Me, not so much. As you may recall from yesterday’s post, Cousin Fred was talking about rebuilding the Cabinet Saloon replication out on the north lawn. As of yesterday morning, at 0430 when I posted about it, that’s all it was - TALK. Then yesterday afternoon an absolute sh*tload of lumber was delivered here and unceremoniously dumped on the north lawn. As the little guy on the forklift was running back and forth from the truck to the “drop zone” my illustrious cousin was signing his (read as “our”) lives away for a load of termite bait and a lifetime of indebtedness to the local lumber guys. Cousin Fred assured me that it will all work out. He’s going to get the members of our fraternal Protective Order of the Jackrabbit, Original Charter (P.O.J.O.C.) to do all the work. Great…so instead of going broke paying builders, I’ll go even broker BBQing ribs and providing free drinks to a bunch of has-been drunks (remember, alcoholics go to meetings) with little or no building experience. Ain’t life grand? Friends, do you believe America is great? Of course, it is. But you know what sucks about democracy? No, it’s not a free press, despite whatever The Trump will tell you. Okay, maybe it is a free press, but that’s not what this post is about. Nope, the thing that genuinely sucks about American democracy is the one thing that makes American democracy a…ummm, democracy. Politics, that’s what. Well, that and Bob Evans Mac & Cheese, but I’ll save that for another post. This year is likely to be a lively one given that the Dems are all bent on getting rid of (GOP) incumbents and moving toward control of…well, the world…sort of. You have Dem candidates out there trying to dig up the most heinous stuff on their opponents that can sink said opponent’s chances for a trip to Washington. In fact, sometimes there’s not even an incumbent, it’s just disgruntled Dems bent on taking control of Congress. Take for instance, a race in Virginia as reported by Huffington Post. On the left you have a nice, well-meaning Dem candidate, named Cockburn (we aren’t making that up) who has uncovered and is slinging mud at her opposition on the right, a guy named Riggleman. According to Cockburn, opponent Riggleman is a white supremacist and (loud gasp of air now) a purveyor of Bigfoot porn. No, I’m not making this up! Now, let’s stop there for one second, please. As you long time readers of this blog know (all four, maybe five on a good day, of you) Mr. Robin has made some mileage with Bigfoot lore. There was a huge chunk of this blog dedicated to Cousin Fred and I putting together a reality show for TV in which amateur naked Bigfoot hunters went into the field in Colorado to track the legendary beast. I, personally, leveraged all those posts into a screenplay for a feature film entitled, “Bigfoot: Naked & Untamed” which I’m happy to report has garnered some praise, but so far, no checks. So, I consider myself something of a Bigfoot expert. I can tell you that I have certainly never heard of Bigfoot porn. I was shocked. I was astounded. I was…ummm…stupefied. Yeah, that’s it, stupefied. Apparently Brother Riggleman has been associating with known white supremacists, even allowing himself to be videoed campaigning with them. He also wrote a book…again, I’m not making this up (I couldn’t possibly), entitled, “Mating Habits of Bigfoot and Why Women Want Him!” The book is set to be released in the fall. Until recently, he has been promoting his self-published book online, “Mating Habits of Bigfoot” on Facebook. Hmmmm. On the one hand, I’m pleased to find a fellow Bigfoot devotee. On the other, it’s a little creepy. Or is it? Yeah, it is. Cockburn (again, I can’t make that name up) re-posted Instagram posts that Riggleman had previously posted showing a drawing of Bigfoot with its genitals blacked out (see above). Riggleman has now switched his Instagram account to private. Okay, maybe Riggleman isn’t the weirdest candidate for Congress ever…okay, yeah, he is. Besides his rather creepy fascination with Bigfoot’s mating habits (and why women want him – Bigfoot that is), there’s the whole white supremacist thing. American is decadent and depraved enough without Virginia Nazis popping up. Just sayin… That is all! Comments are closed.
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