![]() Happy Wednesday, people! Well, hopefully your Wednesday is shaping up as a happy one. Here at The Compound, not so much. I can’t seem to pry Composer Montague from the guest room following the latest creative disagreement between he and Cousin Fred. I thought maybe I could starve him out by not delivering his meals to his door, but that doesn’t seem to be working. I can hear him through the door humming. I summoned Cousin Fred, who upon listening through the door was delighted that Montague is humming in G-Flat so we’re assuming that he’s working on Temple Houston: A Horse Opera in G-Flat and Four Octaves. But, I have a much bigger problem. The Wife returns today from her latest fabulous vacation and I needed Montague gone before now. Eh well, I’m sure things will sort themselves out…right? Oh, I failed to mention in yesterday’s post, though you have likely already heard, Melania Trump has resurfaced after a three-week disappearance. All of us conspiracy theorists can put away our Sherlock Holmes deerstalker caps…for now. So, I guess we can scratch off the theory that she’s stuffed beneath a couch in the Blue Room. But…NOW…there are reports that she disappeared for four days at Trump Tower in New York just before her surgery. Am guessing her husband’s shenanigans are getting to be too much. What better way to fix all that than with a trip to NYC? Also, earlier we here at CCB mentioned that it appeared there was a shake-up coming to the White House Communications Office. The heads are beginning to roll. Tuesday evening a deputy press secretary announced that “Kelly Sadler is no longer employed within the Executive Office of the President.” Her been fired! Well, maybe… It’s unclear whether she was terminated or resigned. After all, The Trump assured her she wouldn’t be fired, and he is a man of his word…right? Right? You long-time dedicated readers of CCB (all two of you) may recall that we reported on this recently. Sadler was the staffer who made a rather mean remark about John McCain during a WH meeting. Following that remark being leaked to the press, The Trump in another leaked meeting called together his communications people to find out who has been doing the leaks. Sadler accused her own boss, Mercedes Schlapp (what a name), of leaking information. No way The Trump was going to fire Schlapp. Her husband is the head of the American Conservative Union…he needs that rabid rightist conservative base. From that same meeting it was also leaked that Schlapp called Sadler a bitch! Sheesh, the drama rolls on! The Trump must be loving this. The White House still doesn’t have a Communications Director since Hope Hicks left after it was revealed she was doing the horizontal mambo with another WH staffer who was a known wife beater. This is daytime drama at it’s best, people. The Trump brought tried bringing in Anthony Scaramucci (aka, The Mooch) who had ZERO public communications experience to set things right…that didn’t last a week. So, the good ship Trump sails on with a starboard list (Navy talk), taking on water as leaks upon leaks keep popping up (that darned FLEX-SEAL never works!). It just never stops with this guy. Someone could start a 24-hour news channel to cover this presidency. Oh, they have, FOX News, where the pro-Trump bullsh*t rains down like sugary cereal. And, then, of course, there’s the anti-Trump nonsense from CNN determined to convert the sugary cereal into bottomless cavities requiring a root canal. That is all! Comments are closed.
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