Meet Bonnie-no-Clyde with cold feet (it was -20 outside)...CCB calls the 2020 election winner...Mr. Coffee, change your password!

It’s Thursday, it’s gonna be great! You’ll see! Not like last Thursday (shudder). Nope, guarantee this Thursday is a winner.

Sigh…do you people realize that we’re knocking on the door of February 2019? That means we have 21 months of freakin’ nonsense to listen to and/or watch in the runup to the 2020 election!

Twenty-one months. That’s nearly two years of torture remaining of daily blows from one Dem candidate or another. Nearly two years of daily dumbass antics from the White House.

Let’s see. The declared Dem candidate, Richard Ojeda (we called him Travis Bickle – look it up), has already dropped out of the race after the reality of what it would take money-wise to run for president really began to set in. Yeah, there’s nothing wrong with a democracy where only the filthy rich can afford to run for president.

Then there’s the declared hopeful Kamala Harris who took the populist stand and said there should be universal health care for all and that it should be based on the Medicare model.

Personally, I’ve always been a fan of universal health care. You think the Great Wall of America is immoral? How about living in a country with some of the most advanced health care available, but if you don’t have $$$ you don’t get well? That’s immoral. But, hey, that’s just me.

I don’t care, rich-poor-old-young, everyone deserves to get better.

Howard “Mr. Coffee” Schultz, Fearless Leader’s new BFF, jumped to the fore slamming Harris’ idea as stupid expensive. Really? This country has been fighting multiple wars for nearly two decades. You don’t think that cost a lot of dough? Oh, right…it’s the whole military-industrial complex thing. Making war drives the economy (it’s the GOP mantra) …stupid me.

Speaking of Mr. Coffee, he was on CNN yesterday declaring that he will not be the cause that gets Fearless Leader reelected. No? Really? Small wonder he’s no longer Starbuck’s CEO…dolt. What an idiot. He’ll make a great president!

Eh, not likely, he won’t siphon off enough votes from the Dems to win as an Indie…we’ll call it 21 months in advance, Fearless Leader gets reelected!

Oh, and Mr. Coffee, who has been locked in a war of words with Elizabeth Warren over comments she’s made about taxing millionaires (Mr. Coffee is starting to sound more and more elitist Repub than Indie), retweeted an article written by a conservative columnist that referred to Warren as Fauxcahontas. He, of course, denied the retweet saying it was an overzealous staffer.

Dear Mr. Coffee, change your freakin’ Twitter password, will you? Dolt!

Let’s see, Dem Congresswoman Bonnie Coleman has invited an illegal immigrant who was found working at Trump’s New Jersey golf resort and subsequently fired to be her personal guest at the State of the Union speech next Tuesday. I’ve thought about this and thought about this and I’ve tried to figure the angle. Honestly, I can’t find one. Is she making a point about irony? It misses. If she thinks she’s going to shame Fearless Leader, forget about it. The man can’t be shamed.

And, speaking of Fearless Leader, we learned overnight that he ditched everyone and ran off for a secret liaison with Vlad “The Poot” Putin last November when they were both in Buenos Aires for summit of some sort. The Poot brought along his translator and Fearless Leader brought along Melania…huh?

The official covert report of the meeting says the two discussed world security issues and Syria. More likely, Fearless Leader was trying to get The Poot to tell Melania that there is no pee-pee tape.

“Go on, tell her. She’s making me crazy with the accusations! I didn’t misbehave when I was in Moscow. There’s no pee-pee tape. Right, Vlad? Ol’ buddy, ol’ pal?”

The Poot through his translator, “Dolt!”

Or, maybe he was just trying to cut a deal to hand Alaska back over to Russia for pennies on the dollar in exchange for building the Comrade Donald Casino in downtown Moscow. That’s the more likely scenario.

Speaking of stupid criminals…okay, okay, there’s no actual segue there. Put down the pitchforks and flaming torches.

Did you hear about the woman (pictured) in Fall River, Massachusetts who walked into a bank on Monday, stepped up to the teller window, and stood for a couple of minutes before saying, “Sorry, need a minute.”

She retreated over to a counter and wrote something on a piece of paper. She then tore up said paper, dropped the pieces into a trashcan, and left the bank.

The teller went over to the trashcan, pulled the torn pieces from inside and put them back together. It was a note that said, “Give me the money.”

Guess you could say that the wannabe Bonnie-no-Clyde got cold feet. After all, New Falls was under the influence of that wicked polar vortex…nyuk, nyuk.

At any rate, the cops are now searching for her. Apparently, it’s a crime to even think about robbing a bank and then changing your mind. Who knew?
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