Kids, Don't Try This At Home...Redux

Editorial Note:  While Chief Blogger Robin is off playing Dude Who Stole My Motorcycle this week on the East Coast, CCB is playing Golden Oldies.  Today's posting was originally run on 3/24.  Enjoy!

I suppose we all have bad days.  Days when nothing goes your way.  Days when you just want to run naked and shoot guns…wait, what? 

I saw something last night on the newsok.com web site about a guy in OKC who was arrested after police say they received reports of a man strung out on PCP shooting a gun and talking about “blowing people up.”  When they rolled up on the scene, police found him in the street wearing nothing but a miniskirt and screaming and generally acting “extremely paranoid.”

Okay, I’ve had some really bad days in my life and times, but nothing that would send me into the street naked waving a gun around and threatening “people”…jackrabbits maybe, but never people.

Luckily for our Deranged Naked Shooter, his wife took the gun away from him before the cops showed up.  Otherwise, he may very well have ended up as target practice for OCPD.  Of course, the wife told police that she heard her husband fire at least four shots into the air.  Guess she wanted to ensure that he was out of the house and in jail for several days.  The least she could have done when she took away the gun away was give him a pair of her panties to wear…just sayin’.

There were so many unanswered questions in that article.  For instance, why would the guy be wearing nothing but a miniskirt?  PCP or not, what would possess this fellow to strip naked and put on a skirt before heading outdoors?

We here at Cosmic City Blog sent out an investigative team to try to get you some answers.  Believe it or not, it may all tie back to Woodward (who knew?).  Apparently, just before he stripped naked, grabbed a gun, consumed a largish quantity of narcotics, and started shooting holes in the atmosphere; he had just gotten off the phone with the organizers of the Expo/FarmExpo 2015 event scheduled in late March at the Fairgrounds.  He was told that all of the available vendor space is sold out.

According to his wife, this was a devastating blow for our Deranged Naked Shooter.  He had just received a huge shipment of miniskirts from Indonesia that were still in the original shipping crate that had been dropped at the end of their driveway. 

Perhaps he was trying on the skirt to test its quality and fit.  That of course raises other questions that frankly we, at Cosmic City Blog, just decided to let go. 

Actually, we at Cosmic City Blog were more interested in where he was able to find bullets to shoot in his gun.  Has anyone else noticed that stores are once again having trouble stocking ammo?  But, I digress.

So maybe, assuming he’s able to get out of jail in the next few days, he can set up his own vendor booth in the parking lot at the Fairgrounds during Expo/Farm Expo to sell his miniskirts.  Nah…that’ll likely get him another trip to jail.  As his non-attorney advisor/blogger, I would recommend not doing that. 

Okay, the part about shipping miniskirts from Indonesia was made up.  Who knows what the hell the guy was doing in the street wearing a miniskirt.  That PCP is baaaaad stuff.

If you know where I can find .45 Long Colt ammo, please drop me a line.

The 31st Annual Expo/Farm Expo 2015 runs March 27, 28, and 29 at the Fairgrounds.  Definitely worth visiting.