Cousin Fred driving to Argentina, but going the wrong direction...the rise of Trump's own Worldwide Network...no fake news propaganda here! It's Friday!

​Hey, hey, hey…it’s Friday! All you have to do is plod through your job like you know what you’re doing and then you’re free and clear for a couple of days. Sounds easy, right? Ahhh…life in America in 2018, isn’t it grand?

Cousin Fred and Friend Lamont drove off The Compound yesterday in the RV. They’re apparently headed out to “rescue” the Hairdressing Hydrologist Gigi from the clutches, or in this case, the locks of Fearless Leader. I pointed out that it’s a long drive to Buenos Aires, but that didn’t seem to register.

The RV pulled out on the highway and headed east. I thought about calling to tell them that Argentina is south of here but thought it would make for a better adventure if I didn’t. I also noticed a suspicious black sedan following them as the RV barreled east. Again, I could have called, but didn’t.  

Of course, with those two gone, I’m left alone to tend to the various enterprises around here. Well, I refuse to have anything to do with frying thin hedgeapple slices into tasty (barf) treats…so that’s off the table.

I will however tend to the medical marijuana seedlings that are growing in the special grow space – it’s located on the second floor of the Cabinet Saloon re-replication that has yet to burn down – oh, it’s coming, you’ll see.

I could use the distraction after following various news outlets reporting of developments in what may very well become the United States vs. Trump. After watching herds of analysts pick, scratch, and sniff every possible molecule of a very limited amount of information yesterday, all day, I’ve had enough of that nonsense for a while.

I’ve tried to keep an open mind about all of this. I keep giving Fearless Leader the benefit of the doubt. After all, we all know he’s a lying fool, but did he do anything illegal? Guess there’s mounds of picking, scratching, and sniffing to be done before we have the full answer.

In the meantime, I keep thinking about a report I saw pass through my newsfeed early in the week. It was a short article attributed to The Hill that said Fearless Leader had proposed starting a 24/7 Worldwide TV Network and “…show the World the way we really are, GREAT!”

Hmm…makes me wonder about the possibilities. I mean how do you do something like that and keep it from becoming a U.S. propaganda channel? Or, do you want it to become a U.S. propaganda channel? It rather boggles the mind, don’t you think?

And, if it is Fearless Leader’s intent that it be a U.S. propaganda channel, maybe you do it in a sneakily subtle sort of way that people don’t realize they’re being “Trumped” so to speak.

I mean you could model the entire thing on current network offerings. That would save a ton in development costs. After all, in the big scheme of things there is no original material, just regurgitated storylines with a few tweaks here and there.

Maybe, just maybe, you turn Fearless Leader’s tweeting into a reality show…something like the “Fearless Leader’s Fireside Tweets Hour.” There would be several such hours throughout the 24-hour news cycle. Maybe use the cam on his smartphone as a live cam to capture the moment as he angrily punches away on his smartphone screen, the venomous nonsense forming at the bottom of the screen as he types. Think about it, the 3AM tweets would show him in bed with the dead cat on his head all askew. The toilet tweets would show him grimace and punching away. The Oval Orifice tweets would feature his coifed dead cat and orange face filling the screen as he unleashes on his current enemies real and perceived. The Oval Orifice shots might even catch Mike Pence sneaking ever so close with a butter knife in hand.

Now that’s great show business! Hey, maybe the Fearless Leader Network (what else would you call it?) could also be a new outlet for that entire first season of my reality show, “Bigfoot: Naked and Untamed” that Viceland so unceremoniously dropped. The Iranians would love that kind of action!

Plus, THOSE episodes are a shining example of great American values if ever there was one! Hey, it beats 16 hour a day stints of Tucker Carlson and/or Sean Hannity laying out their zany interpretation of events of the day and telling us what a great guy Fearless Leader is among other so-called presidents.

Or, what the hell, you could re-air all the seasons and episodes of “The Apprentice,” but rename it, “The Rise to Greatness.”

You know, Fearless Leader may be on to something here!

That is all!
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