 Happy Thursday…I guess. I’m seriously considering another trip down the hidey hole. My gawd…everyone in the world is crazy…except Cousin Fred and I, of course. Alas, I will not be able to return to said hidey hole. If I do there is no telling what Cousin Fred and Gigi will be up to around The Compound. Things are already insane enough. Let’s see…they keep adding lights to the Cabinet Saloon replication on the north lawn. There are strings of them hanging from the top edge down to the ground. And, they’re smart lights so the lights twinkle, the lights blink, the lights chase up and down the strings. And we’re talking industrial strength lights…millions of LEDs all in a row. Note to self – need to start GoFundMe account to pay the electric bill next month. There are airplanes, the pilots of which making their final approach on The Cab, mistaking it for the airport. Truck drivers are pulling off the highway, thinking we’re some sort of (very) rural gentlemen’s club. NASA has a team of investigators here at The Compound after The Cab was spotted by the International Space Station. That, of course, prompted local law enforcement, who to this point had been unable to find The Compound (they followed the rocket scientists). The LEOs are parked out front, assuming the worst will happen (and it likely will). It’s their way. The first batch of spiritualists are due here today. It’s the bunch from Fiji. This will be interesting. At least the rain has stopped. But beyond The Compound, let’s see…the morons on Lincoln Blvd, aka, the Oklahoma Legislature, recessed their special session yesterday after spending something over $90,000 to come to the conclusion that they can’t solve anything. Well, there’s a rare step up in critical thinking. Maybe there’s hope…naaaaaah. So now they’re going to meet in committee, for free…wow, what a show of magnanimity! They’s going to works for free! I hope they don’t starve or nothing. Suppose HRH Queen Mary of Fallin will leave the ‘lectricity on in the building? Does anyone actually think that assortment of fish-eyed fools will get anything done working for free that they couldn’t when they were burning cash? Nope. Oh, and get this. He of pasty face, orange hair, and sonorous voice, Sen. Jim Lankford (R-OK), a member of the Senate Intelligence Committee announced yesterday he can confirm that the Russians are behind a lot of the mess with the whole take a knee thing going on in the NFL. Oh, and the boycott the NFL movement too…the Russians are also behind that. Really? What are you basing that on? He can’t tell us of course because it involves sources and methods that only Hillary Clinton would reveal in her secret Hotmail account…[email protected]. Put that in your G-D book and print it. Go on, blame me for your loss…please, I could use the notoriety. But, I digress…back to Boy Wonder Lankford. Keep the masses puzzled and listening by making the peasants think you know something they don’t. It’s how the intelligence community makes its bones. Then you feed the peasants cake. They’ll follow you anywhere…stupid sheep that we are. Does that mean The Trump is colluding with Russian trolls to get his whole boycott the NFL thing out and about? Does Mueller know about this? I smell a conspiracy here. What’s next? Suspending the Constitution? (Oh, you scoff…just wait). Guess we can start blaming the Russians for everything. Car won't start...damned Russians. Septic tank backs up...stupid Russians. Atwoods raises the price on .22LR ammo...ugh, Russians! Okay, the blood pressure is high enough this morning. On to lesser topics less likely to get me disappeared overnight. The Fijians are coming! Fijites? People from Fijistinia? Eh, details. It’ll be great, you’ll see! That is all! Comments are closed.
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